鍵盤(pán)俠交易東詹開(kāi)啟里皇時(shí)代！獨行俠沒(méi)要里夫斯蠢如豬狗

今天里夫斯21投12中，三分10中6，罰球22中21砍下51分11籃板9助攻，正負值+22，刷新各種紀錄，助湖人客場(chǎng)127-120力克國王。

國內球迷吹累了，來(lái)看看國外粉絲如何夸他：

[–]LakersGoodbyeToAWorld- 1408 points 7 hours ago

Reaves has legit turned into a first option scorer and a legit playmaker. The amount of improvement this man has had year after year is absurd and people really still want to underrate him.

God bless Jeanie for refusing to include AR in that Luka trade fleecing Nico even harder

湖人球迷：里皇踐祚，拜為司射之首，兼領(lǐng)節度使之職。歲歲精進(jìn)，聞?wù)呓泽@，誠乃滄海遺珠，久蒙塵垢。幸賴(lài)皇天垂佑，巴斯郡主未以里氏易盧卡，遂使哈里森之謀盡潰，蠢如豬狗。

[–]LakersMrAdelphi03 2700 points 7 hours ago

Luka - Are you not entertained?

AR - No, not really. Now watch this!

湖人球迷：

胖七七：看哥吊不？

里夫斯：不想看，現在看看我的吧！

[–]CavaliersMe_is_Nate 3200 points 7 hours ago

Luka wasn't injured he just switched bodies apparently

騎士球迷：胖七七沒(méi)有傷，顯然附體里夫斯了。

[–]Disclaimz0r 628 points 7 hours ago

Lmao my girlfriend said the same thing

球迷：笑死！我女友說(shuō)過(guò)同樣的事。

[–]Available-Note-9652 287 points 7 hours ago

I can also confirm his girlfriend said this

球迷：作為同道中人，我可以作證，她女友確實(shí)說(shuō)過(guò)。

[–]Dancing_Puppies 78 points 7 hours ago

THIS MF LUKA REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS THE BEST WHITE BOY ON THE TEAM! MY MAN IS JUST A GUEST IN REAVES’ HOUSE

球迷：不知人外有人的盧卡真以為自己是隊內最強白人了！

里夫斯：歡迎來(lái)到我的家！

[–]Lakerssponedaddie 248 points 7 hours ago

Our team has Black Luka, Luka Luka and Luka lite on it.

Black Luka just decided to rest his dong on the queens head tonight.

湖人球迷：我湖現在有黑盧卡、盧卡和小盧卡了。而我們黑盧卡決定養精蓄銳今晚與皇后大戰三百回合。

[–]LakersFakeNewsAnchorhaha 23 points 7 hours ago

Who’s Luka lite?

湖人球迷：誰(shuí)是小盧卡？

[–]radicalleftist69420 84 points 7 hours ago

LeBron obviously

球迷：肯定是老詹啊。

[–]NBASalvalicious252 707 points 7 hours ago

22 FGA, 22 FTA and +22. Am I reading that right lol?

球迷：22投、22罰、正負值+22，我不是在做夢(mèng)吧？

[–]bbysmrf 8905 points 7 hours ago

Austin being unimpressed with Luka’s 49pts makes complete sense now

球迷：里夫斯不鳥(niǎo)胖七七的49分是有原因的。

[–]Lakersshiroe-kun 767 points 7 hours ago

Luka 49 pts < Austin 51. thats it trade luka and lebron. build around reaves

湖人球迷：盧卡49分、里夫斯51分，高下立判！交易走盧卡和老詹，開(kāi)啟里皇時(shí)代。

[–]Raptorsheat_fan_ 2607 points 7 hours ago

Reaves doing this right after Luka had 49 iis legendary

猛龍球迷：盧卡49分后里夫斯馬上回應，此人只應天上有，人間能有幾回聞？

[–]RaptorsShadoken-TYPE0 1677 points 7 hours ago

Austin is teaching Luka how not to miss free throws

That's how you get a 50-piece

猛龍球迷：里夫斯在教胖七七做事：別丟罰球，50分到手！

[–]LakersBatmanNoPrep 695 points 7 hours ago

Need Luka to taunt him for not making another assist.

湖人球迷：胖七七應該示范下助攻不上雙的缺憾美。

[–]Trail BlazersMrBuckBuck 378 points 7 hours ago

And somehow I called his 50 burger about 8 hours ago

開(kāi)拓者球迷：爺賽前8小時(shí)可是預測過(guò)他能得50分哦（此大神真在賽前帖里預測對了）

[–]MavericksMEMES4DREAMS77 86 points 7 hours ago

Nah turns out Luka was a system player all along smh

獨行俠球迷：事實(shí)證明胖七七就是個(gè)體系球員啊，可悲可嘆……

[–]Careless-Journalist7 554 points 7 hours ago

He can actually talk shit to Luka about this now.. did it the game after too lol, that’s one hell of a flex

球迷：他賽后真可以回噴胖七七了，這才是最搞笑的。

[–]BullsSmartestNPC 114 points 7 hours ago

First option Reaves is like that

公牛球迷：第一選擇里夫斯上線(xiàn)！

[–]CIark 2649 points 7 hours ago

[–]LakerszhdJaeYun 913 points 7 hours ago

AR is the black Luka

湖人球迷：里夫斯是黑盧卡。

[–]santinzadi 242 points 7 hours ago

Luka is the white AR

球迷：盧卡是白里夫斯。

[–][IND] Paul Georgemani9612 186 points 6 hours ago

And Luka Doncic is the black James Harden don’t ask me how or why

步行者球迷：盧卡就是黑哈登，別問(wèn)，問(wèn)就是愛(ài)過(guò)。

[–]Timberwolvesnhthelegend 233 points 7 hours ago

Austin isn’t white, he’s clear

森林狼球迷：里夫斯不是白人，他心里明鏡似的。

[–]Lakersrussketeer34 109 points 7 hours ago

I bought a 150 pack of Crayolas for my daughter. His color isn't even in there

湖人球迷：我給我女兒買(mǎi)了150包蠟筆，都畫(huà)不出里夫斯的膚色。

[–]WeirwoodUpMyAss 1084 points 7 hours ago

And the clip of Reaves not celebrating Luka sitting on the bench gets funnier.

球迷：之前里夫斯坐在替補席沒(méi)鳥(niǎo)盧卡顯得更搞笑了。

[–]HornetsDecimate_2K 410 points 7 hours ago

If nico had any brain cells he could've at least gotten this demon

黃蜂球迷：獨行俠總經(jīng)理尼科-哈里森稍微有點(diǎn)腦子的話(huà)至少可以得到里皇。

[–]LakersJoeBiden2020FTW 30 points 6 hours ago

The funny thing is I think the Lakers might actually be stupid enough to blow up the Luka deal over not wanting to include AR in the deal.

Nico's real mistake was not shopping Luka to other teams. He could've gotten a much better package elsewhere.

湖人球迷：逗逼的是湖人真可能蠢到舍不得里夫斯而放棄交易盧卡。尼科-哈里森真是大錯特錯，應該把盧卡送到其他隊，得到更好的回報。

[–]Lakerslovo17 473 points 7 hours ago

Plus the Lakers FO did the right thing by never agreeing to trade him for Zach LaVine.

湖人球迷：管理層更明智的是沒(méi)同意用里皇換扎克-拉文。

[–]CIark 107 points 7 hours ago

Giannis and picks for Reaves incoming

球迷：字母哥加選秀權換里夫斯，誰(shuí)贊成誰(shuí)反對？

[–]CavaliersRainierPC 708 points 7 hours ago

51 pts 11 rebs 9 assists. He got an additional rebound before it ended.

騎士球迷：51分11籃板9助攻，比賽結束他還多搶一個(gè)籃板。

[–]Hornetshinaultpunch 233 points 7 hours ago

But one assist short